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Goes by many names. His favorite title is "Lord of All Emos". These days humanity do so much to corrupt their souls themselves, he hardly has any work to do, so he mostly plays chess with Kim Jong Il and wonders why Cradle of Filth even bothered to release their new album in the first place.
Really isn't as bad as all that, apparently. Also see Dick Cheney and Adam Sandler. "Hey, I just saw Satan!"
"Really?" "Yeah, he was cutting himself and trying to convince George Bush to quit the Iraq War" |
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The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
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Saddam's gay lover on South Park.
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Who politicians serve. Who politicians want YOU to serve.
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The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.
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The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness]
master of Hell After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.
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Christianity's big bad scapegoat/boogieman. Originally a Jewish demon-like character who tested you, but changed into the all-evil devil that Christians blame everything on. Allows for the dismissal of accountability. OJ: "Satan made me do it!"
Pope: "You are forgiven." |
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Barbera Streisand Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!
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