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18. Satan
Pronunciation: Mi-cro-soft

Meaning: An evil entity that rules the underworld. One that administrates punishment to ones foolish enough to give in to sin.
Hell now runs on Windows! - Satan

Ether 15:19 - "Microsoft had full power over the PCs of the people; for they were given up unto the hardness of their computers, and the blindness of their minds that they might be destroyed
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1. Satan
The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
by anonymous Jun 26, 2003 add a video
2. Satan
Saddam's gay lover on South Park.
by dj gs68 Jul 9, 2003 add a video
3. satan
Who politicians serve.
Who politicians want YOU to serve.
4. satan
The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.
by Jeremy V Apr 1, 2005 add a video
5. satan
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness]
master of Hell
After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.
by Down4People Oct 13, 2003 add a video
6. satan
Christianity's big bad scapegoat/boogieman. Originally a Jewish demon-like character who tested you, but changed into the all-evil devil that Christians blame everything on. Allows for the dismissal of accountability.
OJ: "Satan made me do it!"
Pope: "You are forgiven."
by kelvin Jul 19, 2003 add a video
7. satan
Barbera Streisand
Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!
by Et Moi! Jan 3, 2004 add a video
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