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1.The Angel Who created free will/He OFFRED the apple to Adam and eve and was sent to rule hell because of their Stupidity.
2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists 3.The churches Besttt budddyyy 4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship 5.Who the fuck created rap.Die. Priest-"SATAN MADE ME MOLEST THAT CHILD!!!!!"
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!" Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?" Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!" |
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The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
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Saddam's gay lover on South Park.
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Who politicians serve. Who politicians want YOU to serve.
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The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.
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The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness]
master of Hell After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.
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Christianity's big bad scapegoat/boogieman. Originally a Jewish demon-like character who tested you, but changed into the all-evil devil that Christians blame everything on. Allows for the dismissal of accountability. OJ: "Satan made me do it!"
Pope: "You are forgiven." |
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Barbera Streisand Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!
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