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The Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him. Thus, he is
the ultimate symbol of power ! Who can stand before him ?
Satan is the Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him.

He possesses the Terror of the Lord, in every imaginable way, but not the glory of the Lord !
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satan is my god and he will rule you all
by hellzo March 11, 2005
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1.The Dark overlord of a nasty place called hell.
2.Saddam's special 'freind' on the popular cartoon South Park.
3.Also known as: Beelzebub, The Devil, Lucipher, and my personal faveourite 'Lord of the flies.'
Im sure Satan isn't that bad once you get to know him.
by Citezen:Erased April 01, 2005
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SATAN means Eternal truth in the sanskrit language. Lord Satan is the God of gentiles (non jews). Satan has been known under many names in different cultures. He is actually an extra terrestrial being (Nordic race) friendly towards humanity. All the pagan Gods are extra terrestrials. Satan is the first yogi and the first magician. He is also the first in the universe to have reached immortality. He is the father of the aryan (white race). His brother is Enki also known as Beelzebub. Satan's wife is Lilith and he has several children, the most famous ones being Astaroth and Azazel. Some names given to Lord Satan in different cultures include : Enki, EA, Lucifer, Odin, Wotan, Shiva, Shaitan, Satanas.. He is also called the "Allfather". Satan predates christianity and is not submitted in any way to the so called jewish god "jehovah" which is actually a group of evil aliens and not a single person. Satan is a very loving father to his followers. He is not evil in any way. There are many Demons (Gods) under his banner. To learn more about Satan go to joyofsatan.org
Satan is incredibly beautiful. Satan has nothing to do with the christian lies of a red horned monster. Satan has blond hair, blue eyes and is the father of the aryan (white) race. Satan stands for individuality, freedom and empowerement. He wants us to realize our potential and become gods ourselves. Satan created us but the evil jehovah organisation waged a war against Satan to enslave humanity, and they sealed our chakras preventing us from easily accessing our spiritual powers. To learn more about Satan please visit joyofsatan.org
by Satanic Snake May 26, 2017
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Your Best Friends Girl. Note: the "S" should be lowercase in order to preserve the honor system.
Damn, we never go bowling anymore because he is always hanging out with satan.
by thomas evan March 20, 2005
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The original devil, commonly affiliated with satirical christian humour, taken more lightly then he once was. Indicating a steady decline in the number of chirstians. Satan thought he could be golrious and rise above God. I guess he just couldn't go ss3
Satan: Errrahh RErrrrahhh ERHHHAHAH
God: Look Satan, give it up, your not goku
by Stuevenson October 11, 2004
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1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil
1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!

2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"
by I Don't Matter to You March 04, 2015
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