The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
by The Gun Monkey September 24, 2015
The "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons.
The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found.
Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.
Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.
by Davey X. October 26, 2005
A useless worker who never shows up at work but still collects a paycheck. Now and then there are rumors around the office of an actual sighting, but many of the co-workers have never actually seen this person.
by The Chode February 1, 2005
by JohnstonGuy August 1, 2005
A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)
by Albert February 15, 2004
introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.
Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.
by neargoodness July 26, 2016
the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculating on a woman and throwing it on her. This is widely known as the sasquatch.
by Mr.Cuddles July 10, 2004