Top Definition
Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'
Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?
by Gregorius Mercator June 30, 2010

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