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Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.
"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."
by Julie Mandovi February 06, 2008