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Sargesex (-0.145)
someone who excessively masturbates, to the point of genital damage
That balding geochemist in the lab across the bridge is a major Sarge
by DrSkeletor September 23, 2010
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Sargesex (-0.604)
A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.
Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!
by Mike Newing (Rutabaga) April 26, 2008
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Sargesex (-0.065)
Another word for a cunt, in polite terms a twat. It is just a general insult
If someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge
by Ed Weatherall October 15, 2005
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sargesex (-0.448)
The act of going out and approaching people with the sole intention of getting it on with them.
Yo, let's go sarge some hotties!

Man, my sarging life has sucked lately.

Helen's always sarging blondes.
by mindmatter May 25, 2005
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Sargesex (-0.165)
An old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.
"Sniff, Sniff"
by Xavier Cage December 24, 2003
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Sargework (-0.525)
An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.
The Sarge, she took my temperature man!
by Shred101 April 10, 2010
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Sargeinternet (-0.081)
Leader of the Red Team in the popular web series, Red vs Blue.
Sarge: Grif. We're going to die. I'm glad we get these last few moments to make amends. My only hope is that I die before you, so that I don't live through the horror of losing a man on the battlefield.

Grif: Yeah. I hope you die first too, Sarge.
by xXX_Sarge_XXx January 16, 2015
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