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18. Sargasm
1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.

2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-
Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?

John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?

Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.
1. sargasm
November 19, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
2. sargasm
Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.
A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.
3. Sargasm
A women fakes an orgasm, then tells her partner "Yeah, that was great."
After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.
4. Sargasm
The sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm
It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants
5. Sargasm
While having sex with an azn or small guy, faking an orgasm so he doesnt feel bad.
I had sex with this chinese guy last night, I had the biggest sargasm,
6. Sargasm
When someone enjoys behaving and/or speaking in a sarcastic manner so much, you could swear they get off on it.

The act of obtaining significant emotional fulfillment from being sarcastic, usually at someone else's expense by insulting their intelligence with sarcasm.
I really think he likes the shirt his girlfriend picked for him!
Nah, he really hates it. Just having another sargasm.
7. Sargasm
To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.
Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.
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