Person 2- 'Yeh, but she's not Saran'
Person 3- (Sigh) 'I think I'll kill myself now'
People with the name Saran prefer to stay inside for days at a time. They claim this is to tend to their pet cat or play games like WOW, Crysis, or MW. However, the real reason is their fear of of leaving their thoroughly disinfected bubbles/saran wrapped homes. Once you pass all of a Saran's sanitary checks they are reluctant to let you go. This is most likely because of the time taken to clean you up. They are intensely mundane, loyal, and loving creatures. To know a Saran is to love a Saran.
Their favorite color is secretly pink, although they will claim to like black, blue, or even grey.
- Person 1 "Have you met Saran? He/she is so hot!"
- Person 2 " You mean Shriya Saran right? She's a sexy curry beast"
- "Saran cast a spell on me, a rain spell that is. He/she wanted to make sure I showered"
- "Dude I met Saran today and he/she made me wash my hands before playing with their xbox"