The irrational and unjustified lust for crazy-haired girls named Sarah.
"Damn player, that Sarah girl is mighty fine-"
"Ugh, don't get all Sarah Syndrome on me."
by Kearsarge March 17, 2009
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Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.
Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"
by Izaroo January 13, 2021
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The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
by grandy427 August 27, 2008
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When someone has characteristics of playing the victim, not accepting blame, throwing others under the bus if they do not agree with or cross them, that rules are for others, but not for them; and using others, including family, as tools. This syndrome may or may not include messed up family relationships, pathological lying, getting in over one's head because of poor qualifications, quitting things, and having messed-up financial or business dealings.
The defense lawyer made excuses for his own behavior, whined about the rules, and then the next day falsely accused the prosecution lawyer of the same thing. That made some court watchers comment that the defense lawyer was suffering from "Sarah Palin Behavioral Syndrome".
by BlackEyedSusan June 26, 2011
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