57
When you notice someone who might be hot, but then you realize she's batshit crazy, votes for Pat Buchanan, and is a zealot.
No way, that Sarah Palin over there is bad news. I heard she's a Republican.
by Shorty Smalls September 05, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
58
A mentally ill "politician" who doesn't understand why we've been in Korea for the last 50 years. Someone who FOX News hired as a political commentator that cant comment on politics unless it involves abortion, gay marriage, stem cells, terrorists or other dumb shit that gets the religious nuts all riled up. If her and McCain had won she would be a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world because everyone knows McCains' old ass is about to keel over any minute. She does have one thing going for her though. Even though she's forty-something and has shit out four or five kids, she still looks really sexy.
Guy #1: Sarah Palin is useless.
Guy #2: No she's good for one thing. You can stick your penis in her mouth and shut her up. Teach her a lesson
by ???s upon ???s March 31, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
59
The worst thing to happen to the American public.
The act of dropping a cleveland steamer on the chest of the American public. Sarah Palin.
by TheCosbySweaters April 11, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
60
cum guzzling liar

may or may not be a MILF/wannabe VPILF in addition to being a cum guzzling liar
Sarah Palin
by Hari Subramanyam October 14, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
61
A woman who ran for Vice President under Republican fossil John McCain in 2008, and failed miserably. Many expect her to run for President in 2012. However recently she quit halfway through her term as governor of Alaska.

This likely means she doesn't stand a chance in any future elections. (unless she sucks and fucks her way up the political latter like in 2008's election.) and will end up either working for Fox News to support her right-wing claims, (See: Mike Huckabee )

Also see:
quitter
idiot
whore
I saw Sarah Palin on TV the other day and popped a boner. However I didn't listen to the warnings that listening to her may cause dizziness.
by mj_kingofpop July 27, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
62
John McCain's pick for Vice President in the 2008 Presidential Election. Palin was elected Governor of Alaska in 2006. She has a retarded baby and supported building a $330 Million bridge to a sparesly populated Gravina Island with a population of 50 people. It is many peoples opinion that Palin is a VPILF, however, her teenage daughter is much hotter.

Most consider her a "heartbeat" away from being the next President of the United States, being that her running mate, John McCain, is 72, and looks and smells like a catcher's mitt.
I want to bang Sarah Palin's daughter
by NigJuice September 09, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
63
A tool used by the Republicans to try to win female votes that would have gone to Hillary. What the women who vote for her don't realize, though, is that she is the complete opposite of Hillary on the political spectrum. Sarah Palin wants to make even rape victims or women whose baby may kill them still have it. She also wants to ban the sale of condoms and preach abstinence in schools instead of safe sex. BRILLIANT!
I don't agree with any of her policies, but I may vote for Sarah Palin because she looks decent for politician. Around February or March, I will regret it though when I realize what she has been doing to our country and my wallet!
by toolguru September 26, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug