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The surprisingly attractive and fairly successful female governor of Alaska. She belongs to the Republican party. Unlike the party of all these "tolerant" liberals who are demonizing her on this website for being Christian and considering fiscal responsibility, and energy independence a priority.
Liberal 1: I belong to the party of acceptance that respects all people for who they are and what they believe. But Sarah Palin is a stupid cunt of a whore who has the mind of a Neanderthal because she embraces Christian values and enjoys the outdoors and hunting.

Liberal 2: Yeah, tell me about it. Those Republicans are nothing but evil, rich, white Nazi bastards who just want to murder gays and starve our children. I'm so thankful that I belong to the Party of Tolerance that never participates in prejudice or bigotry.
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Governor of state of Alaska. Triggers inane and childish entries into Urban Dictionary by jejune contributors
There are 50 states. They all have governors elected by popular vote. Sarah Palin was the governor of Alaska. It's a state.
by creed5555 November 16, 2009
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An strong, independent former VP nominee on the Republican ticket. Is criticized for her conservative, Christian, creationist, and pro-life views. No, she doesn't believe in murdering defenseless children. A great role model!
Q: Did you hear about Sarah Palin's statement against a Family Guy episode?

A: Yes, but the Family Guy episode slammed her baby boy, Trig for having Down Syndrome.
by small voice. February 17, 2010
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A logical fallacy similar to that of the red herring in which a person or thing is used to spur controversial and inflammatory rhetoric among two already polarized and dysfunctional political parties. An object that deters from pertinent facts with regard to a democracy, and creates it’s own sub-topic the likes of which is a mute point to the individuals that hold that democracy hostage through mindless entertainment media, egotistical extremists, and the manipulation of individuals too dumb to debated political matters of any pertinent complexity. A joke at the expense of everyone who thinks the joke is funny, and a victory for matters that never deserved our attention in the first place.
The Whig Party passed the controversial Kill The Poor bill today after implementing a brilliant Sarah Palin by debating the ethical merits handjobs.
by B Michelle Esterwood May 26, 2011
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Complete opposite understanding of intended information.
Worse... I just did a Sarah Palin... I looked at the facts, assessed the situation, and arrived at the most furthest, most completely unrelated, and obviously wrong conclusion possible...
by TheSpyofCharles February 09, 2011
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Quite Positively the MILF of the century.
MILF MILF MILF.
Could be a GILF soon, apparently her daughter's pregnant.
Also John McCain's failed vice presidential candidate.
You seen Sarah Palin? What a MILF!
by Dr. Gee November 05, 2008
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One of the most known and blindly, idiotically hated politicians of all time. However dispite hateful attitudes, she still continues to be one of the most outstanding and successful politicians in current day America. Most people that hate her only hate her because they were either told by someone else, or told by a media outlet. Most of the few sophisticated and legitimate arguments put forth against Sarah Palin in the end turn out to be false or incorrect and were only brought to the conclusion because they had assumed or jumped to an answer without thinking. But in most cases when arguing with someone blindly judging Sarah Palin, the only argument they will be able to come up with when asked "Why is she an idiot?" Is "She just is." Celebrities are also a part of this gigantic hate cloud towards her, one of the greatest examples of this is Tina Fey, when saying "I can see Russia from my house!" Words never spoken by Sarah Palin somehow ended up being said by her.
All and all Sarah Palin is one of, if not the best modern day politician and surpasses nearly all of her rivals through her experience as a governor. This experience easily surpasses that of the President and much of the other politicians in office today.
Idiot: GOD, Sarah Palin is SOOOO stupid!
Me: Why do you say that?
Idiot: She mistold the story of Paul Revere!!!
Me: No, actually she didn't.
Idiot: Yeah she did! Watch the video!!!!
Me: I've seen it. She told a part of the story that most people who haven't studied up on their history automatically jumped to the conclusion that she mistold the story, when in actuality they're just blind, idiotic, people who assume things.
Idiot: No!
Me: Historians agree with her! What how the f*ck do you explain that?
Idiot: Historians are just stupid Republicans who are too stupid to realize how stupid Sarah Palin is.
Me: Historians have degrees in American history, you on the other hand know only a 6th grade ancient world history class. So you have no right to say that Historians are biased Republicans.
Idiot: What's biased mean?
Me: God help us.
by MrSebastian June 18, 2011
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