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The wanna be bitch mom of america.
I've already got a mom, I don't need you, Sarah Palin!
by XxMaddieMalicexX November 25, 2010
A mythical character, much like bigfoot. Originally made up by the democratic party in an attempt to make republicans look crazy. Soon afterward they realized they were doing a good enough job of that themselves, they tried to eliminate her but McCain had already chosen her as his vice presidential canidate. Played on the Fox sitcom Fox News by Tina Fey. Twitter account is run by Jimmy Helms, a 13 year old kid from Chicago.
Person 1: Dude! we went camping this weekend and i think we saw Sarah Palin!

Person 2: Dude, everyone knows she is just an urban legend.
by BloodSugarLQ June 23, 2011
One of the most known and blindly, idiotically hated politicians of all time. However dispite hateful attitudes, she still continues to be one of the most outstanding and successful politicians in current day America. Most people that hate her only hate her because they were either told by someone else, or told by a media outlet. Most of the few sophisticated and legitimate arguments put forth against Sarah Palin in the end turn out to be false or incorrect and were only brought to the conclusion because they had assumed or jumped to an answer without thinking. But in most cases when arguing with someone blindly judging Sarah Palin, the only argument they will be able to come up with when asked "Why is she an idiot?" Is "She just is." Celebrities are also a part of this gigantic hate cloud towards her, one of the greatest examples of this is Tina Fey, when saying "I can see Russia from my house!" Words never spoken by Sarah Palin somehow ended up being said by her.
All and all Sarah Palin is one of, if not the best modern day politician and surpasses nearly all of her rivals through her experience as a governor. This experience easily surpasses that of the President and much of the other politicians in office today.
Idiot: GOD, Sarah Palin is SOOOO stupid!
Me: Why do you say that?
Idiot: She mistold the story of Paul Revere!!!
Me: No, actually she didn't.
Idiot: Yeah she did! Watch the video!!!!
Me: I've seen it. She told a part of the story that most people who haven't studied up on their history automatically jumped to the conclusion that she mistold the story, when in actuality they're just blind, idiotic, people who assume things.
Idiot: No!
Me: Historians agree with her! What how the f*ck do you explain that?
Idiot: Historians are just stupid Republicans who are too stupid to realize how stupid Sarah Palin is.
Me: Historians have degrees in American history, you on the other hand know only a 6th grade ancient world history class. So you have no right to say that Historians are biased Republicans.
Idiot: What's biased mean?
Me: God help us.
by MrSebastian June 18, 2011
1. John McCain's vice-presdential running mate.

2. A weird-ass chick who names her children Track, Trig, Willow, Piper, and Bristol. Frank Zappa, anyone??

3. The hottest politi-milf endorsed by a major party this century.
Dude, I'm voting for McCain. I wanna see Sarah Palin give some keynote speeches. In my pants.
by The Lorf September 01, 2008
Sarah Palin is a milf
by Matthew Bishop September 18, 2008
Tina Fey's long-lost twin.


A maverick.
Tina Fey (as Sarah Palin): And for all you Joe-Six-Packs at home: Maverick.
by LaurenScissorhands October 09, 2008
Republican Vice Presidential candidate and classic MILF.
Sarah Palin is a Mother I'd like to fuck just to say I fucked the Republican Vice Presidential candidate.
by Johnny Ro September 06, 2008