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Transsexual. Mrs Cigo with big black penis. Holden poon. Embodiement of a serious computer fetish
Hard drive- Sarah hawkins
'Look its Sarah hawkins' josh turns and storms away with gargantuan steps. His girlfriend trails behind him quiet. Josh then turns on the computer . The skype chat begins yet the two remain in silence, three hours pass and after relentless hours of battlefield and silence they end the skype call. The first date is over. And josh looks at the blank screen, the manga porn comes on.....Saturday night success.
Velma proceeds and after a furious amount of nugget and cartoon porn masturbation puts on the gigs and begins the day with a big bowl of social anxiety.....

#velma 2014
by DJ rawfilthMcNuggetSUpernOOdle February 06, 2014

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