John McCain's VP pick for his disasterous 2008 presidential run is a vicious, bellicose, spiteful, vindictive, homophobic ultra right-wing crackpot who is opposed to abortion rights and stem-cell research, and is in favor of extreme gun-rights, unrestricted drilling for oil, lowering the drinking age and creationism taught in the public schools. Even for a polititian, her ability to look a TV camera straight in the eye while unloading an avalanche of bullshit is astounding. A pathological liar to the max, she makes Richard Nixon look like a choirboy on sodium pentathol. Watch her keep a straight face while referring to herself as a maverick, or when she says that dinosaurs were around 4,000 years ago. To top it all off, she married a guy who said the core American values are "hunting and fishing."

Heinous bitch who only got elected because she sucked McCain's dick.

The woman who won the "Blow McCain" competition in late August, granting her Vice President nominee for the Elephant party (Republicans). Sarah Palin thinks that dinosaurs existed 4000 years ago and that evolution is not real. Sarah Palin is a stupid American soccer mom whose daughter is the basis for Juno.

- VP candidate of John McCain
- a deer slayer
- her church wants to kill gays or convert them
- she says she is in favor of shooting animals from a plane or helicopter with a machine gun
- she doesn't believe in global warming
- she wants offshore drilling
- her brain is in her ass
- wheres Alaska?
- she has shitty one-liners written by idiots of the magnitude of Tyler Marcus

A completely and totally unqualified, and rather terrifying, Vice Presidential Nominee. Also known as a joke.

The Governor of Alaska and John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 election.

A pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war Republican VP nominee. She has no experience, left Wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can't think for themselves.

The vice presidential nominee who is basically a nazi, without the genocide. She has as much experience as a PTA member. Quite frankly she's a bit of a joke. Oh yeah and her daughter has had two kids and pretends the first one was hers, hows that for fucked up.