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A strong and determined woman who served as the governor of Alaska for 3 years and in September of 2008 was chosen as the Vice Presidential running mate of Senator John McCain. She is a mother of 5, her youngest being a down syndrome child. Two of her sons serve in the armed forces. She deeply supports the war in Iraq and will continue to support it until American comes out victorious. Palin has strict conservative values which include supporting the 2nd amendment, being pro-life and anti gay marriage. She is the governor of Alaska and supports the United States in using our own natural resource in becoming energy independent, which include tapping into ANWR for more oil. She is the breathe of fresh air the Republican Party needs.
Obama doesn't know why he is slipping in the poles...oh yeah, that's right, he's old news, Sarah Palin has got the momentum.
by gwubbush September 05, 2008
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1.
Heinous bitch who only got elected because she sucked McCain's dick.
That fatherfucker is such a Sarah Palin that I bet she gets it on with politicians to save face. Or to moisturize face.
by BorntoVogue August 29, 2008
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The woman who won the "Blow McCain" competition in late August, granting her Vice President nominee for the Elephant party (Republicans). Sarah Palin thinks that dinosaurs existed 4000 years ago and that evolution is not real. Sarah Palin is a stupid American soccer mom whose daughter is the basis for Juno.
Normal person: "i believe in evolution not creationism"
Sarah Palin (as VP): You are unamerican
by phenobarbiedoll September 11, 2008
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- VP candidate of John McCain
- a deer slayer
- her church wants to kill gays or convert them
- she says she is in favor of shooting animals from a plane or helicopter with a machine gun
- she doesn't believe in global warming
- she wants offshore drilling
- her brain is in her ass
- wheres Alaska?
- she has shitty one-liners written by idiots of the magnitude of Tyler Marcus
sarah palin is a aero deer hunting motherfucker.
by Byrne H September 10, 2008
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A completely and totally unqualified, and rather terrifying, Vice Presidential Nominee. Also known as a joke.
"Can you believe that John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate?"

"No, I can't- the bitch is fucking crazy. She's just Bush in Heels."
by textbookenemy September 10, 2008
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The Governor of Alaska and John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 election.
Sarah Palin will be a Jeopardy answer, but never a Vice President.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 29, 2008
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A pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war Republican VP nominee. She has no experience, left Wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can't think for themselves.
Stephen Colbert: Who the FUCK is Sarah Palin?
by rawrimabutterfly September 16, 2008
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The vice presidential nominee who is basically a nazi, without the genocide. She has as much experience as a PTA member. Quite frankly she's a bit of a joke. Oh yeah and her daughter has had two kids and pretends the first one was hers, hows that for fucked up.
OMG!!! McCain is a hypocrite for nominating Sarah Palin.
by Chrisity September 15, 2008
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