One who wishes not to talk about herself yet makes a point to inform everyone of her latest experiences, theater performances, and ideas. Sarcastic and bitchy, she knows how to turn heads with her dyed hair. Each week it is a new shade of red, or blonde. Her greatest interest lie within vintage clothing or accessories and bottle caps. She also knows word for word every major Broadway play in alphabetical order. Many people look down upon her, not because she is a bad person, but because she is incredibly short. Always an endless source of entertainment during history class with her impressions of many every-day inner-city citizens.
"Guuurrrrl I'm guna cut you!"
"ohh man that was a sarah jones right there"