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" I hate to say this but you're ugly.....Sarah Jessica Parker ugly, sorry "
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An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
by Cazz January 31, 2006
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A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
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A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.
Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
by The Strange Duck May 28, 2005
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An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.
Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!
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A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.
by CrimsonBlues January 05, 2005
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(1) One of the ugliest woman ever to walk the face of this earth.
No talent actress who had to spread her legs on many casting couches before she shot to fame playing a vile loose whore in the show "Sex in the City"
Since that shops demise has made an eager living on poorly made roamntic comedies, where she still plays whores.

(2) Any woman who thinks she's all that when in reality she's nothing but a tramp with a loose hole.
Did you see Candy at Faces she was such a Sarah Jessica Parker
by Glenn Griffiths September 06, 2006
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