| 1. | Kobe Envy | ||
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The feeling that anyone who rags on Kobe feels when talking any form of shit about Kobe Bryant. Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid? Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl? Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent. Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe. Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen. |
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| 2. | Kobeology | ||
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1.The study of all things Kobe from his sick 3 to his unstoppable defence. Including the analysis of Kobe haters and why they disrespect the greatest living thing to ever touch a basketball. 2. A philosophy that is soon sure to rival other divine beliefs such as Christianity. Student: Mr. Saoud I couldnt get my Kobeology homework done last night.
Mr. Saoud: Well why couldnt you finish? Student: I was busy teaching the word of Kobe to my family. Mr. Saoud: Ok well for a cause that noble I am forced to excuse you from the assignment. Student: Thank you and may Kobe be with you. |
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