| 1. | Santorum's Mustache | ||
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A question whose answer one fears to seek. Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet. "Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"
"Santorum's Mustache, man." |
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| 2. | Santorum's Mustache | ||
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The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed. Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.
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