A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.
Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.
by SantorumFairy August 04, 2011

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