a term used to describe or make fun of Asians resembling or pretending to be Mexican or American Indians
when i don't shave for about a week i look like such a santoe
by Lord-Gore March 14, 2010
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He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.
Her: where's my santos?
by Nadine3 April 9, 2017
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George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.
Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..
by jmacofearth January 6, 2023
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the kind of guy that just finds it hard to say no. He most definitely is the kinda person that will bust out a helping hand when needed. Extremely goofy and funny, probably a best friend to all. Also tends to have the most immaculate hair ever styled.
Rick: Hey man, how have you been?
Tommy: Pretty good, just been a real santos lately nawmean?
by ffrloverer July 23, 2009
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someone who doesn't like toes, but thinks he shares toes with me
"ours, those are my santoes too"
by chickenduckperson November 8, 2022
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A person with great potential, great looks, and always gives a helping hand.

Sicillian form of a Saint.
He's such a Santo.
by YTB1996 March 12, 2015
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A great good looking guy, sometimes cocky-er than should be and an unusually large penis. Highly intelligent and educated. Acts sometimes like he doesn't care but deep inside he is very cuddly like a teddy bear. Ever guy wishes he was Santo. Also a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush

Boyfriend: OMG there's Santo, I wish I was like him.
Girlfriend: Sigh....I wish you were like him too.
by Definitions0098008 February 5, 2010
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