Top Definition
The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.
Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.
Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 01, 2003
woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration
Daddy, is Santa coming this christmas?

No honey but I Santa-Claused your mother last night
by durden27 August 02, 2008
The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.

Reindeer can fly.

Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!

The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.

OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.

But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)

I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
Santa is just like Christ, they are both myths
by Tyler Malone March 22, 2008
a not real characters, also if u mix up the letters in santa

S-A-N-T-A u can get satan

Me:hey kids

kids: hi mister, are u santa??

Me:no santas not real

kids:*crying*

Me:laughs
by Kenny22 February 14, 2008
The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.

Reindeer can fly.

Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!

The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.

OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.

But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)

I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?

by TylerMalone December 26, 2007
Another definition for the main guy in a pornographic movie.

Elves would be the girls or women.
After seeing both the redheaded hitcher and the blond cheerleader participating in a threesome on a horse, it was clear Ralph was this movie's santa. He was certainly jolly enough for it.
by Evil_AV November 29, 2005
pretty much hes a figure of Christmas, weither he ever did exsist or not, he is told to be a pretty fat old guy wit a white beard, rosy cheeks, "a belly that shakes like jelly when he laughs".. and dont forget his classic "ho-ho-ho".. hes pretty much just a reason for parents to buy presents for their kids.. something for kids to believe in..or something like that.
none really.. go to a mall around december you you'll see lots of em.
by Cecelia December 30, 2003

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