Top Definition
The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.
Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
The biggest dissapoint in a kid's life
That fuckin' Santa wrote me back a letter...he said there was too much fog and he missed my house..again
by Mackavelli December 24, 2006
the one jesus hates for hogging the spot light during christmas time
"mommy, why do they call santa time, christmas, shouldn't it be santamas ?"
by gravisan November 17, 2006
An overweight personification of greed in today's society. He symbolizes gluttony, slavery, lust, and greed. He spies on children around the world all year. He unlawfully enslaved an entire race, the elves. He cruelly forces unqiue flying reindeer to haul his fat ass around once a year, at great risk to their health.

Furthermore, one that same night, he breaks into every household which beleives in him. He uses the "Enter through the chimney technique". However, rather than steal anything of value, he steals the food left out. Such gluttony!

The cleverly wrapped presents usually contain some useless object the child of the house yearns for. However, one must assume, knowing his other criminal activity, that eventually he will deliver a bomb to some household.

Lastly, he symbolizes that it is okay to be bad. No matter how naughty a child has been that year, Santa always seems to reward him/her with a present.

This year, I will catch this fiend by installing a crossbar in my chimney. If any weight should be applied to the bar, it will cause a spark, which will start a fire in the fireplace.

We must bring Santa to justice!

See Criminal Burglar Pervert Slave Master Fat Ass

OR

Anyone sharing most or all of the above traits
He's a Santa!
by Someone December 21, 2003
Santa is a big scrub who coms to your houses and steals are your cookies and your video games and gives you nothing but coal.
Look at that scrubby Santa
by atmas March 05, 2012
A fat guy that either ruins or makes your Christmas. He gives you sources to make fires, but he puts them in your socks.
Father: Has Timmy been good this year?
Santa: Oh no... Timmy gets coal
Father: :(
****Later that night****
Santa: Here Timmy, its your suppies to burn the house down
Timmy: Aw, Thanks.
by Sara_and_George December 06, 2014
a old fat guy who likes to watch kids sleep. he loves cookies Santa is a well known date rapist. Santa's background is he was in a prison camp in Siberia then he poisoned a guards drink to escape and eventually find the north pole.
guy 1: whoa! I cant remember anything from last night.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.
by mr. rodgers August 27, 2014
That guy that doesn't exist
little kid: "Dad, wheres Santa?"
Drunken Dad: "That fat bastard ain't real, go back to bed"
little kid: (dreams officially crushed)
by dreamcrushedboy December 23, 2010

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