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Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.
by Nick January 04, 2004
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the one jesus hates for hogging the spot light during christmas time
"mommy, why do they call santa time, christmas, shouldn't it be santamas ?"
by gravisan November 17, 2006
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A fictional character, created for the joy of children around the world. Many families set out cookies and milk for "Santa". Santa is supposedly a man who wears a red coat and hat. Santa also rides a sleigh, driven by several reindeers.
I'm so excited for Christmas! Santa is coming!
by The Human Being/Person December 04, 2016
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An overweight personification of greed in today's society. He symbolizes gluttony, slavery, lust, and greed. He spies on children around the world all year. He unlawfully enslaved an entire race, the elves. He cruelly forces unqiue flying reindeer to haul his fat ass around once a year, at great risk to their health.

Furthermore, one that same night, he breaks into every household which beleives in him. He uses the "Enter through the chimney technique". However, rather than steal anything of value, he steals the food left out. Such gluttony!

The cleverly wrapped presents usually contain some useless object the child of the house yearns for. However, one must assume, knowing his other criminal activity, that eventually he will deliver a bomb to some household.

Lastly, he symbolizes that it is okay to be bad. No matter how naughty a child has been that year, Santa always seems to reward him/her with a present.

This year, I will catch this fiend by installing a crossbar in my chimney. If any weight should be applied to the bar, it will cause a spark, which will start a fire in the fireplace.

We must bring Santa to justice!

See Criminal Burglar Pervert Slave Master Fat Ass

OR

Anyone sharing most or all of the above traits
He's a Santa!
by Someone December 21, 2003
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A fat guy in red who comes to your house once a year and point at your mother, your sister, your daughter and say: Hoe Hoe Hoe, Merry Chrismas !
Thank you for your kindness Santa.
by TrisaDiamond March 25, 2016
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Santa is a big scrub who coms to your houses and steals are your cookies and your video games and gives you nothing but coal.
by atmas March 05, 2012
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A fat guy that either ruins or makes your Christmas. He gives you sources to make fires, but he puts them in your socks.
Father: Has Timmy been good this year?
Santa: Oh no... Timmy gets coal
Father: :(
****Later that night****
Santa: Here Timmy, its your suppies to burn the house down
Timmy: Aw, Thanks.
by Sara_and_George December 06, 2014
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