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Synonym for big, fat lie. When children are about 10 years old, their santa-genes evolve and they realize the truth, that Santa is a lie.
Oh come on, kid! Santa is a big, fat lie!
by Wise, young man (Frosty) January 06, 2009
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86
an ugly bastard whos wife has got a bigger belly and beard than him the fat elf shagging biatch
nathen platt the nigga is just like santa his wife is teresa
by con peezy January 01, 2004
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A person who disregards strong arguments in order to not appear beaten.
They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.
by JayRoe October 06, 2006
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The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.

Reindeer can fly.

Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!

The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.

OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.

But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)

I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?

by TylerMalone December 26, 2007
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89
a not real characters, also if u mix up the letters in santa

S-A-N-T-A u can get satan

Me:hey kids

kids: hi mister, are u santa??

Me:no santas not real

kids:*crying*

Me:laughs
by Kenny22 February 14, 2008
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90
Satan spelled wrong. The image of the jolly old fat man is actually a marketing image used by the coca-cola company in the '50s, and used to make the Satan worshiping capitalist ideal more friendly
Santa the god of capitalist economics is actually Satan.
by steve form accounting April 09, 2008
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my daddy
14!!!LOLLOLPLOLOLOLOLOLKPIOFJPKPOLLOKLO!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1
by WEEKYWOO!!!!!q11!!!!! December 27, 2003
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