-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion
-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!
Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch
Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch
Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
Despite her affinity to the high per capita there, she purveys that she is not into commitment; she's just there to have fun at any cost (to guys or her parents). Her major is Gold-digging 101 & her financial plan is a pot-shot at the 5-star pool of the elite via a free ride up the DNA ladder. (Oprah lives just over in Montecito & I wanna get me some mansions…) The inherent flaws in her plan are:
Rich people don't marry poor people, their families arrange marriages with other rich people's children. (And if their kids don't do what they tell them they will be disinherited.) The wealthy don't give their money away. That is why they are still rich. (A good point for spangers, jugglers, clowns & anybody flying a cardboard sign saying that they are starving & just want to get back home.)
The ancient adage: 'Fuck-or-Walk' is a harsh reality & is still the basic mantra of the male personality; so if she seeks to maintain her delusion, she will wind up a prick-tease, living on somebody's boat while waiting tables, hoping for Prince Ken to arrive; or back sleeping with her fat ex-boyfriend in Iowa worrying about paying her student loan for all those useless arts courses.