A severe disease in which a male suffers a disconnection from his balls, and lacks the ability to be decisive, turn on his swag, or become an asshole to achieve what he wants.... aka Niceguy-itis. There are currently millions of Americans affected, but no known cure. A common remedy seems to be alcohol, but that comes with it's own problems and side effects. The disease appears to become transmitted through a knowledge of morals, and the existence of a conscience, and it is recommended to ignore family values in order to build up an immunity to the disease and its debilitating symptoms.
That poor guy must be suffering from Sansgame, because he hasn't been able to pick up a chick all night