a mark who attempts to be cool, but fails miserably. One who has an excess amount of gay hair and works at a nerd store. THerefore one would be a Sanguifairy.
Mike, an ugly boy who had a "puff" of hair , worked at STAPLES and tried to sell a computer to a girl name Waleska in BURGER KING just so she would be be his friend, in which she did not take kindly to this and hit him with a tree. Then she stood over him and said "You ain't but a little sanguifairy hoe! and began stomping him out"
by Meklovkav April 08, 2007