| 1. | Sandvich | ||
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Saying the word sandwich with a humorous Russian accent. The Sandvich is also an item in the game Team Fortress 2, which boosts the health of the Heavy class by eating it. Scout: Stop him from eatin' that sandvich man!
Heavy: Om-Nom-Nom Scout: Oh shit, too late! *massive pain* |
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| 2. | Sandvich | ||
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He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE! BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri- RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD! Punching is heard. BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD! Snapping noises are heard BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if- More snapping noses BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!! Girlish scream is heard. End. |
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