A small town of about 5,000 in what's known as the "thumb" of Michigan. Known mostly for kids refusing to walk on the sidewalks and for the many, many rednecks that reside here. To live in Sandusky, Michigan, you must know how to shoot a gun and fish. You must also follow Nascar. You also believe Jeff Gordon should be shot. You must lose all your teeth and any education you had.

And no, I do NOT mean Sandusky, Ohio. It is a city in Michigan, and you're about five hours too far north of Cedar Point. And you better turn around now, because Sandusky is not the kind of place you want to stay overnight unless you're already a redneck. There's maybe 3 black people in Sandusky and no homosexuals that are out of the closet. They fear the wrath of rednecks with guns.
"Hey, I live in Sandusky, Michigan!"
"Oh, you mean Ohio right?"
"No, I mean Michigan."
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Sandusky,

A witnessed, persistent pounding of the corn hole with no hope of help from the witness. A Butt Rape with an uninvolved yet unhelpful witness.

Sandusky'ed or Sanduskified.

To have been sodomized against your will by someone you know and trust while others do nothing to help you.
The frat boys formed a circle while one of the brothers gave gave that poor dude a good ole Sandusky

From the way that guy is walking I would guess he's been Sandusky'ed.

Having been Sanduskified a person will commonly describe symptoms of a painful butthole and a seriously damaged self esteem.
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The horseplay by jocks in the showers or locker room areas of gyms or workout places that under a different context might be considered homo or creepy. Such horseplay may include snapping of towels, sliding on the shower floors like it's a slip-n-slide, lathering one another up, and making incidental body contact during said horseplay. Often, sanduskies become more frenzied when guests are invited into the shower areas and even more particularly when those guests are minors.
Eyewitness: "Coach, looks like you and that kid were kind of being a little gay in the shower the other day."

Coach: "Na, come on man, we were just having a sandusky."
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(san-DUS-kee) - n. A penis used for sex with minors, especially one used for sex with underage boys. See Jerry Sandusky.

To use a Sandusky is the act of using a penis in such a way that it might be considered a Sandusky.

Origin - Jerry Sandusky's alleged intercourse with underage boys in Penn State locker rooms.
We all knew it was time to leave when Coach took out the ol' Sandusky.

We heard the substitute was arrested after he used his Sandusky on a student in the music closet.
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Sandusky, Michigan--NOT to be confused with the more common Sandusky, Ohio--is a "city" in the thumb of Michigan. There are about 2,500 people living there and you don't have to be a redneck to live there. Some very civilized individuals live there. However, many use very interesting vocabulary. For example:

-"warsh" instead of "wash"
-"zink" instead of "sink"
-"chimley" instead of "chimney"
-"reef" instead of "wreath"

Some people escape from this town and others simply don't. It depends on the kind of person you are. As far as simplicity goes, life is very simple there. It is a very kind community, for the most part, and everyone knows everybody. In a sense, it is comforting but in another, it gets kind of annoying.

Either way, Sandusky has it's little charms and growing up there is quite the experience. :)
"Where are you from?" -random person I just met

"Sandusky...not..." -me, trying to explain that it's not Sandusky, Ohio before I get interrupted

"OH! You must go to Cedar Point a lot! That's sooooo coool!" -same random person

"No. Sandusky, Michigan. I'm no where near Cedar Point." -me

"Oh. Where's Sandusky, Michigan?" -same person

*points on hand*

"Oh, never head of it..." -same person
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A very lame and boring little town...with lots of small-minded people.
example 1
Sandusky would be a horrible town without Cedar Point.

example 2
Person 1:Sandusky has alotta small-minded people in it.

Person 2:Well yea, but everyone in Sandusky isn't small-minded

Person 3:I know, but majority
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To do something despicable, disgusting or unsavory.
"I'm going to Sandusky the shit out of my endless skrimp special at Red Lobster!"

"I'm so hungry...I'm definitely Sanduskying my lunch...don't look me in the eyes while I'm eating.
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