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Another word for Pedophilia. Named for recent pariah and disgraced Pennsylvania State coordinator Jerry Sandusky, who was caught anally violating a child in the Penn State locker room. After weighing the evidence, the jury hereby finds you guilty of Sanduskism, the penalty of which is 20 years in prison and a sign in front of your house that says you're a sandusky so that little kids know not to trick-or-treat at your house.
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