2. A retard that says he is a huge fan of techno because he has heard the song "sandstorm," even though he has never listened to another techno song in his life and probably doesnt even know it was made by Darude.
2. John: I cant even believe Dave! Matt: I know, what a sandstormist! He just sits in his room and listens to that same song all day. I played some DJ splash and he told me to turn the shit off! Then i told him okay ill play something else by Darude and he was like huh?