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A.K.A. Mariano Rivera, one of the best closers in baseball of all-time. Mariano Rivera is a.k.a Mr. Automatic, because it is a given that when he comes into a game with the lead, the game is over. Mariano Rivera has been a pitcher on the New York Yankees for his whole career, which is now 10 years. Mariano Rivera has pitched in 586 games and 728.1 innings. He has 336 saves and a 2.43 ERA (Earned Run Average).
"He's (Mariano Rivera) the best I've ever been around. Not only the ability to pitch and perform under pressure, but the calm he puts over the clubhouse. He's very important for us because he's a special person."-Yankees Manager Joe Torre
by sprtsfan212 July 31, 2005
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when you rub a girls clit at the beach when its all sandy. See stinky finger.
I got the Sandman at the beach today. It wasn't fun at all. Actually I'm gonna go throw up
by dabsadoo July 10, 2008
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A special kind of baseball bat with a nail through it. Either used for actual baseball game play use or hurting people. Best for angry players.
Play ball right! Or ill hit you wit my sandman
by pwrpufranger July 29, 2010
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The act of masterbating into a cup, and pouring it on one's eyes while they are sleeping or unconscious causing the eyelashes to stick together like cement; may transmit sexual diseases.
"Dude, I just performed a sandman on Gretchen's face. She's not going to be able to open her eyes for a week!"
by ZzImPacTzZ September 12, 2008
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A person, male or female, who temporarily enters a state of sand usually due to inebriation, or a person who is in a permanent state of sand due to their mental disposition.
Warby you are a sandman.
Oh look, there is sandman.
Ste, you're a complete and utter sandman.
Mr sandman.
by nichall May 21, 2008
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A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?

Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.

Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
by Sprogglebump December 12, 2010
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Adam Fucking Sandler
"The sandman" played inspiring characters in movies such as: Billy Madison, The Waterboy, and You dont mess with the Zohan
by Big Ry 54 June 09, 2008
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Someone who belongs to the "cult" of Adam Sandler, and can't find any fault with the man's illustrious body of work.
Tony is a total Sandman and is seeing "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" again tomorrow night!
by Pat Rockinsocks June 11, 2008
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