The act of receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich; the most awesome thing ever. Can also be performed with a slice of pizza or hot wings.
Hanson: "I just had a Quizno's Baja Chicken sandjob. It was like I died and went to heaven."
Ted: "I wish I was as awesome as you."
Hanson: "Nothing in my future life will ever measure up to the sheer awesomeness of that moment. Kill me now"
Ted (lifting hammer): "Gladly, my friend."
When an arabic woman gives you oral sex though her veil (Chador or Burqa headpiece).
I left a stain on her headpiece when she gave me a sandjob.
sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.
"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."
just like a handjob but with sand paper.
we went to a carpender's workshop, and both got sandjobs. even worse, i already had herpes.
A handjob recieved at a beach, sandbox, or any other location with sand.
Recieving a handjob when the person giving the handjob has sand stuck to their hand
A painful handjob
"Did you hear about pat's date at the beach?"
"Yeah man i heard he got a Sandjob."
"rumor has it that his dick was sore for a week"
The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job
, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk
. may result in bleeding.
If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.
a blowjob from a girl who has chapped lips
"if that bitch got chapped lips, call it a sandjob!"
--hard as a villain, mc shazam and dj $^2
when a chick uses sand to give you a handjob, usually leaving bad scratches on your cock.
"dude i went to the beach for spring break and got a sandjob, i think my penis will sting for the rest of my life"