a)An Arabic thief who moves from one sandy shithole to another to not be caught.
b)A woman who stuffs sand up "it". So when she stands up the sand pours out like an egg timer.
a)Muckrib moved to Afghanistan to Iraq to not get his hands cut off because of the bread he stole.
b)Jill timed her sand falling at 5 seconds. Jim refused to have sex with her afterword due to the possibility of friction burns.