sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.
"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."
by msalt July 31, 2008
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The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.
If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.
by SlowXxXLearner November 28, 2009
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Giving someone a handjob with sand being used as the lubricant.
I woke up with a raw dick because michael decided to give me a sand job while i was passed out.
by tornado dave May 1, 2011
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Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock
by the clamburgler June 8, 2012
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(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2011
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A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.
Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.
by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009
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