| 1. | Sand Bear | ||
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The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus. Man: You wanna go swimming?
Sand Bear: Fuck off! Man: Maybe make a campfire? Sand Bear: Burn in hell! Man: Give it another try? Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick! |
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