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The only city in US history to make such a big deal out of recently becoming the "10th Largest City in the Country." They have celebrated this fact and continue to tell everyone else about it as though anyone gives a fucc. Detroit recently lost this "elite" status as of July 2005, but no one there probably is aware of this fact because they have better things to focus on. San Jose: the first capitol of CA, the 10th largest city in the nation, 3rd largest in CA, and largest in the Bay, and not a single aspect of it is any more interesting than this trivia that no one cares about in the first place!!
San Jo Fudgepacker A: Hey dawg, did you kno that if you count all the dirt and barren hills in San Jose it has more land space than any other city in the Bay?

San Jo Fudgepacker B: Awww shit my nigga! We got a larger population here too! That along with the fact that in '91 we finally got a professional sports team (the Sharks) gives us a chance to talk about how great our city is all day long! Finally life has meaning!

San Jo Fudgepacker A: Right! Now when we spend our days talking shit about Frisco to outsiders we have something to tell them. I'm so giddy! Bend me over and have your way with me!
by BayAreaRidah41510 May 16, 2006
 
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A city in Northern California; The heart of silicon valley, the 10th largest U.S. city, and one of the safest cities in the United States. Home to the San Jose Sharks, San Jose Stealth Lacrosse, and an annual Grand Prix. Awesome weather . . . a drive away from Tahoe, San Francisco, and the Monteray Bay. My hometown, and an great city.
Me: San Jose's pretty sick
Douche: What's San Jose?
Me: Fuck You
by Bellair February 06, 2006
 
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1. The 10th largest city in the United States
2. The third largest city in California
3. The largest city in the Bay Area
4. A city founded in 1777
5. California's first civilian settlement
5. California's first state capital
6. Population estimate: 945,000 (April 2006)
7. #1 technology enterprise as the heart of Silicon Valley
8. Attractions: Happy Hollow Park & Zoo, Raging Waters, Winchester Mystery House, Children's Discovery Museum, San Jose Museum of Art, The Tech Museum and much more
9. Local sports teams: San Jose Giants, Earthquakes, Sharks, Sabercats, Spiders and Stealth
10. Venues: Center for the Performing Arts, HP Pavilion, Mexican Heritage Plaza, Montgomery Theater and much more
11. Local Newspapers: San Jose Mercury News, Evergreen Times, Willow Glen Times and much more
12. A City well-known for being a culture melting pot
Friend: Hey Rachel, when are you going to come back to San Jose?
Me: Soon don't worry, I'll never forget my roots.
by Rachel Perkins April 06, 2006
 
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the 10th largest city in the U.S., as of july 2005
person 1-yo man, what city are we in?
person 2-san jose.
person 1-oh, ok.
*30 minutes later*
person 1-its been half an hour, man. where are we now?
person 2-san jose.
person 1-dang. i guess thats why its the 10th largest city.
by yay area baby November 27, 2005
 
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"The Capitol of Silicon Valley". About half the people who live there have their family name registered as a domain.
My name's daniel wall, but some random guy called larry wall stole my domain. Lame!
by Stray December 09, 2003
 
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my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.
ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?
by ME June 18, 2004
 
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San José is the third-most populous city in the U.S. state of California, and is the county seat of Santa Clara County. It recently became the tenth-most populous city in the United States, and has held the title of The Safest Big City in America for the past several years. Also known as the San Ho.
Capitol of Silicon Valley. Has a very strong agricultual past. Beautiful, but expenisve city. Go Sharks yaya!
*** Bay Area vs L.A Metropolitan ***
Me : I live in San Jose

Orange County : I live in Orange County. It's a concrete jungle. Traffic is horrible.

Me : I'm sorry.
by MiKe_Dude March 10, 2006
 
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The biggest city in Nor Cal. One of the best places to live if your a laid back, fun-looking, weed smoking individual. its a coo, safe and secure city. Nobody over here will judge you, we got all types of people here and you wont be recieving trouble from anybody unless your looking for it. Clost to alot of places like: 40min away from San Fransisco and Oakland, The Santa Cruz Beach 45min south, not to mention the night life San jose has.It is overall a laid back city.

The city is broken down into these parts:

Northside- Nothing much going on there, just junkyards, machinery and a little part of downtown.

SouthSide-Where most of San Jose's black population
stays at. Alot of house parties go down their good place to pick up some Thizz pills, and coke

West Side-Where most of San Joses rich, white and asian population stays at. Nothing but suburbs. Good place to pick up white and Asian females

DownTown/Central- Clubs, Bars, restaurants and sports games. The party side of San Jose. Where the San Jose sharks play and where it hosts alot of concerts. Alot of techno, reggaetton, Hip-hop and Mexican clubs. Also considered West side

East Side-The ghetto and violent side of San Jose. Where San Jose's Latino population stays at, along with Samoan and Filipino population. Alot of house parties their to. Good place to pick up all sorts of bitches and the sticky green.
Tourist- So what should we do in san Jo?

San Jose kat 1- Well first we can to the South and pick up some pills, then go to the clubs and get our crazy selfs on Downtown.

San Jose kat 2- Or we can pick up some fine ass latina bitches on the East, and hit up a house party

San Jose kat 3- Fuck that we'll get shot their...Lets just pick up some weed and some bitches on the East, pick up some pills on the south, go to the clubs thizzed out downtown, and smoke ourselves out on the west.

everybody- FASHO!
by SanJOkat November 19, 2009