The main side-effect of going to SP is a deformity where one’s head goes so far up their ass, so that this individual thinks that he/she and his/her school is ‘the shit’, but that’s just because they actually are in fecal matter.
Michael Quentin Caston II: My daddy requested for me to go to San Pasqual High School, although I live next to Orange Glen High School. He also paid for all new football gear for the team, and a tutor for my Geometry I class.
Juan: Hmmm. Is it dark over there?
Michael Quentin Caston II: At SP? What do you mean?
Juan: I mean is it dark over there with all your heads stuck up your own asses?