Top Definition
To ejaculate upon your wrist and proceed to show someone your fancy new "watch". This idea was conceived in an Avila Beach bar, which resides within the county of San Luis Obispo.
Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?

Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).

Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.
by Dirty Rotten Rob December 09, 2011

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