When one Puerto Rican bumps into you so you drop something you are holding and when you are bending over, another Puerto Rican sticks a finger up your butthole and screams "Caucau! Caucau!" like a bird.
Billy Bowstaff was walking down the dusty, lonely street contemplating his life force. Suddenly, before he knew it, he was a victim of a San Juan Surprise.
by Julio Handjob June 12, 2006