Dave: Dude, Carl and his girlfriend came over the other day and we engaged in a mean game of San Diego Charg-her.
Sean: That's sweet, who won?
Dave: Well late in the 4th quarter Carl jizzed and I intercepted it, and ran it back for a touchdown.
Sean: Oh thats cool, was it a good catch?
Dave: Well I caught it with my mouth and swallowed it, so there was no way I could fumble it.
Sean: So basically, Carl jizzed in your mouth?