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22.
Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.
"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"
by b_mackin August 02, 2011
 
23.
The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration
What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?

Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
by stinger98249 June 17, 2008
 
24.
See badass.
Badass isn't the definition of Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson is the definition of badass.
by frodoswaggins May 20, 2012
 
25.
The coolest black man in the music industry.
Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!
by James Lowe December 17, 2004
 
26.
The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006