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A guy that would love you with all his heart then break your heart in an instant. Basically, the absolute WORST person to fall in love with. Usually relationships with a Samuel with last for about four months.
Girl #1- I miss him so much! He broke my heart!!
Girl #1's best friend- Fuck samuel! I'm gonna fuck him up. It was Samuel right?
Girl #1- yeah. fuck him up.
by sambrokeme March 06, 2017
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Is someone that is usually short, has freckles, is very smart and sometimes handsome.
"That boy is so Samuel "
"Ya you are right
by Silly Savage March 26, 2017
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Samuel is a name, its origin are from ancient Greek and Macedonia. The ancient spelling of Samuel is Samoil.

In the bible Samuel is a profit and his name roughly translates as 'He Who Listens' this is one of the namy names of Jehovah and so it can also be interchangeable with the meaning 'Name Of God'. There are many hundreds of names still in use that in ancient languages have the actual name of god in thier name and many more that can translate in another name of God. So its not exactly uncommon.

Another name of Samuel is Sammael the prince of demons, his name is interchangeable with Satan. He resides in the 7th heaven (domain of unborn souls) this is a Saturday. The angel of death. Seducer of Eve. Also described as 'God Severity'. Literally translated as 'Sam' meaning poison and 'el' meaning angel. He has also been regarded as good and evil 'as one of the greatest and one of the foulest spirits operating in heaven, on earth, and in hell'. Angels can be quite ambiguous.

In occult Sammael is one of the seven fallen angels used in communicating with various evil forces. This would either place him as a ruler of one of the days of the week or as an arch angel that rules above rules many millions of angels. There's no official hierarchy in fallen angels and none of them seem to be official formal rulers of anything. His good angel equivalent would be Cassiel, This final paragraph has been based on the occult rather than traditional angelic scripture.
Oh did you know the actual historical meanings of the name Samuel, because I do They go like this BLAH BLAH BLAH etc.
by sudonameunguessable March 11, 2017
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An amazing sweet guy, kind of weird, most likely attractive, likes cars, likes video games
Wow Samuel is so lit
by borkborkgoesthedoggo March 16, 2017
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He has a penis that is above average around 10 to 11 inches
Oh my gosh the man I had sex with last night was such a Samuel
by Johnslyga April 08, 2017
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