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So mom it's time ima come out the closet so I'm samuel
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Nicknamed Sam, he's a truly amazing guy with an overactive penis. He is the bestest friend you could EVER have. And you'll most likely fall in love with him. Although you can easily get bored with him, your feelings will for him will never fully go away. He usually says stupid stuff that makes you mad, but there's no way you can't forgive him.
You see that guy? He's my best friend.. Samuel.
by bananasryummy August 02, 2011
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A name that has been clinically proven to induce awesomeness.
by pseudonymous boch April 26, 2011
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A amazingly hot guy, who hasn't dated a girl in forever. He cares for this girl so much, but stupid problems keep them apart. He hates that but still tries, and I believe they will be together one day. He is as close to perfect as it gets.
Samuel is fucking hot.
by HeatherBosargeIsGreat June 05, 2011
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omg see his skills he must be a Samuel
by Crazysam2002 September 12, 2013
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A sexy man with an even sexier voice. He's hung like a horse and loves his girlfriend more than anything.
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My Hero. My lifesaver. I love you. I'm a proud braviour.
"Oh my BBRave, Samuel you're so perfect, you're my hero"
by AmberLaurens September 19, 2013
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