An obese man who lives in the sewer and wears expensive clothing. He battles oversized alligators and eats them. He is a legend in his own mind. He has bright orange skin and looks like John Madden.

He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..

Dude2: wtf??

Dude3: lmao

Dude1: .... i'm being serious

Dude2: ???

Dude3: you think it was samuel?

Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?

by IwasAdopted December 29, 2007
A guy who is really sweet and amazing.
That guy is so a Samuel
by his.girl December 28, 2008
A dashingly handsome guy, with a sweet and caring heart. He can be very introspective, and is a bit predisposed to pessimism, but he cares about his friends and family and would never do anything to hurt them. He is brave. Not afraid to take risks, and does on a regular basis. He would take a bullet for his family or friends in a heartbeat. He has a great sense of humor and is loved by all.
"He's so rotten but lovable. His name must be Samuel."
by ruanndal441 February 03, 2010
Someone that cares too much for his girlfriend. So much he would take a bullet for her. He knows she's special and should be cared for.
Dude:That guy just jumped in front of that girl and took a bullet in the chest for her!

Dude 2:Dude bet his name's Samuel
by lev1234567 June 21, 2009
"Samuel" means: gorgeous, always ready to have fun, strong, brave, so funny, honest, sweet but so manly, generous, hard worker, sweet-tooth, honnest, engaging, exceptional, so sexy, greedy, easy-going, irresistible, talented.
Everyone needs a Samuel in his/her life: essential and perfection.
A touch of Samuel and you're in heaven. Samuel, you're perfect! Samuel, I love you.Everyone needs a Samuel in his/her life!
by Miss.S. February 16, 2010
The last of the prophets from the Old Testament, who annointed King Saul. The son of Elkanah and Hannah. She named him Samuel, saying, "Because I asked the LORD for him." (1 Samuel 1:20)
1 Samuel 3:4 -Then the LORD called Samuel. Samuel answered, "Here I am."
by Samwise73 February 03, 2010
The name of a guy who is amazing at life, basketball, golf, and everything else. He is fun the hang out with, he's super good-looking, has a great sense of humor, very smart, loving, generous, gentleman, and more. You can't go wrong having him as your best friend, or boyfriend. There is never a dull moment with him. You can trust him with anything, and he's the best advice giver in the world. He has great taste in clothes, even though he's perfectly straight, and will do anything to make his girlfriend happy. He was raised by some awesome people, and will be the best husband and father.
1) "Samuel, I love you."
2) "Samuel! Be good!"
3) "Buh-bye."
4) "I hahrt you."
by iloveyousamuelx3 March 21, 2010
A very sexy man
Samuel the hottie
by @ert@ August 25, 2010

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