The coolest black man in the music industry.
Sam: Describe what he looks like!
Man: Hes black...Bald--
Sam: Does he look like a bitch?
Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!
1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.
"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."
A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.
Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!
A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.
When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.
1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!
2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!"
1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!
A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
Have you not noticed that he is in every movie?
person 1: whos in that movie?
person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.