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The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010 "A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure... You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!" All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them |
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1. Bad-ass mutha fucker. "Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-" "Shut yo mouth!" "I'm just talkin about SLJ!" "We can dig it." |
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A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him. Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT! |
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| 3. | Samuel L. Jackson | ||
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1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!
2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!" 1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!
2)"UMM-UMM, bitch!" |
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Since appearing in pulp fiction in 1994, Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in 46 movies, thats one every 90 days, thats impressive!!!! You bad mouth Samuel L. Jackson and him and me will kick your ass!!!
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Very good, very angry actor, who sports either a jheri curl hair-do, or a bald head. Yes, I believe they should die, and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!
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| 6. | Samuel L. Jackson | ||
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the black equivalent to Chuck Norris. Samuel L. Jackson is that of Chuck Norris... except blacker.
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Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train. Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka
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