The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.
Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA
1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.
"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."
A God among actors. He's so important, that you have to include the "L" in his middle name every time you talk about him.
Kid: Who's Samuel Jackson?
Me: Shut your bitch mouth, infidel! *slaps* It's Samuel L. Jackson, and don't you EVER FORGET IT!
A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.
When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.
1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!
2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!"
1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!
A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
Have you not noticed that he is in every movie?
person 1: whos in that movie?
person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.